Salam agzalar. Geling,guluship-degisheling! Her-kim oz bilyan gyzyklyja anektodyny goysun...
Anektod
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Hemishe gyzlardan nama garashmalydygyny bilip bolanok-gyzjagashamy ya oglanjyga...
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Ya soygini sayla,ya urushy,ya olam bolmasa oylen:olaryng ikisem bolar
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Blondinka telewizoryng ongune gelip oturyar, shol wagt tv-de peredacha bashlayar:"salam hormatly tv tomashychylar. Siz bizing ... Programmamyza tomasha edyangiz." shol wagt blondinka geng galyp:"baaa... Olar mening bu peredacha seredyanimi nirden bilyarkaler?"
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Ozum terjime etdim welin,o diyen gulkunch bolmady oydyan:-( ay borlay,hany sizem yazyng
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tmheart
15 years ago
- only three doors
an airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. the route they were flying had a layover in another city. upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
the next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. he knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. she answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "you can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "why not?"
the stewardess replied: "there are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'do not disturb'!"
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tmheart
15 years ago
- ýaltanýanda mart...((((((
bolmasa menem kän başga dilde ýazmagy halamok welin...
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Tmbashy, sen daly ruhdan dushdungmay:-|
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tmheart
15 years ago
- hää näme boldy gitler?
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Wiy, dali bolmaly dal, doly bolmaly... Sen anektody terjime etmani yaltanyang welin, shondan diydim
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Scheisse
15 years ago
- lol that is so hilarious, eeew im so frightened if i were there
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Yene inglischeda... Tm-che yazayyngow
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tmheart
15 years ago
- :) aý indi öňki ýaly höwes bilen giremoga bärik. bilemmok ýa döwri geçendir ýa-da döwrüm geçendir. ;)
bilýänle men bolmasamam talyplar dowam etjegä şeýle dälmi?
şu wagt bilýänle gitler içinden diýýändir:
sen bolmasaň senem jan... :) :D (kiddin)
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Ay yok, beya diyemmok men... Tersine, uzak eglenmegingizi isleyan
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tmheart
15 years ago
- hä näme içiň gysýamy? ;)
sen näçe ýaşyňda wapşe?
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Ongem nache gezek aytdymay 18 diyip.
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tmheart
15 years ago
- :D :)
sebäbi talyplar'da bäri mart...
13. raýon (13th district)
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Rayon #9
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Ultimatium...
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tmheart
15 years ago
- :) menä taha bolaýyn :D :)
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tmheart
15 years ago
- menä gangstere meňzämok welin... ýene-de
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tmheart
15 years ago
- :) :D
haýsyňyz polisiýa bolýaňyz..
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Huligan men...
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tmheart
15 years ago
- aý men bolduma Taha
gitler gijä galdyň :P
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Onda men kim?
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tmheart
15 years ago
scheisse, do you speak turkmen? if yes, write in turkmen, if no, then get the hell outta here! got it, man!
sawyer | 2009-08-16 12:15:42
sawyer u don't need to be so impolite :)
we çan tell him another way ;)
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Yene bashladyngda... Bolya onda,ertir gelerin men. Bolmasa sawyer syr achmagy gowy goryar oydyan. Yzymdan gybat edaymang, sag bolungB-)
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tmheart
15 years ago
- dawaý gitler gijäň rahat
eý sawyer habar ýokdyr dost
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margaritka
15 years ago
- Arada haywanlary owadanlar we akyllylara bolyalermish. Hemmesini bolupdirler in sonunda maymyn galypdyr. Muna sen name uchi ortaada galdyn diyseler.Maymyn:
- Men ika bolunip bilmerin-aa, diyya:)
Durmushynyza bir damja yylgyrysh getirip bilme umytlarym bilen...
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kirligozel
15 years ago
- margaritka sizem men yali urodmi? yada owodonmy? men soroglommy gen gorme yone.
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kirligozel
15 years ago
- halch agam gullurip bilen bolsom bolyala,,
bu saytyn admini kim bilenokmi bu saytda script ulonson bolyami? bilenzokmi.
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kirligozel
15 years ago
- yok hic zat pozjok bolomok.
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dokmacy
15 years ago
- ependiň aýaly begzat ýaly köp enteýän ekeni. onsoň biri ependä şapyladypdyr. ependi bolsa:
"ýok-laý, köp gezýän bolsa käwagt bize-de gelerdä " diýipdir.
:)
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Entaber,entaber,entaber talyp... Dunyaning bar keypi entemekdedir...
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begzat
15 years ago
- Tuweleme, meni indi anekdotlarada yetirdiniz.
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tmheart
15 years ago
- bää şeýlemikä gitler? ;)
senem ýa entemegi söýýänlerdenmi?
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Ay yok, tmbashynyn bir goshgusyna mengzetdimlay:-)
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dokmacy
15 years ago
- täze türkmen žargonunda "entän" narkoman diýmek bolýar
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Goysanay, cyndanam???
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Ha, sheylemi,meng uchin
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Scheisse
15 years ago
- sawyer, do u wanna step outside have real talk?
and who the F@%k are u anyway?
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Scheisse
15 years ago
- Scheisse (German Non-litrature word)
and it's tranlsted in english as SH*t
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Scheisse
15 years ago
- P.S : I'm very apologizing to all administrators For using language content but that Son of B%@$h is have issue
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dokmacy
15 years ago
- çaga dil bitýärmiş.
ýaňy "ata-ata" diýipdir weli atasy ölenmiş. "ene-ene" diýipdir weli enesi ölenmiş.
ejesi bilen kakasy hem indi haýsymyzyň adyny aýdarka diýip gorkup ölümlerine garaşýarlarmyş.
soňunda çaga "kaka" diýipdir. kakasy ölmändir diýýär.
aýaly hem "kakasy biz ýok ýere yrym edipdiris. olaryň kazasy dolandyr-la" diýip ärine göwünlik beripdir.
äri hem " aý, ýok-la goňşy öldi ahyry" diýipdir. :)
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Ha ha ha... Dushundim dokmacy...:-D
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dokmacy
15 years ago
- gowuja degişme eken. täze eşitdim
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Agam, ashgaban nahil? Yerinde durmy..
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dokmacy
15 years ago
- aşgabat poka ýerinde ýöne türkmenbaşynyň (şäher) ýerini üýtgetjek bolýarys
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Gitler
15 years ago
- O name diydigin? Awaza bilen birlesyami ya?
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dokmacy
15 years ago
- täze türkmenbaşy şäheri guruljak bolýar. ýagny köne tbşy täze türkmenbaşy, ady hem üýtgemegi mümkin. düýn habarlarda berdiler. täze şäheriň ýer gatlagyny anyklamak işleri geçirilýär şumat
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tmheart
15 years ago
- bää täze proýektmi ol dokmaçy?
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Tmbashy adyny ayyrmak ucin edilyan gotberenciliklay bary... Gaharym gelya shunga...:-/
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dokmacy
15 years ago
- hawa swežiý proýekt şol
buşlugymy aljakdyryn :)
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Bushtlugynga yalngysh eken dokmacy, ol tmbashy dalde serdar shaheri ekena:-) sowgatsyzja galdynmy? ;-)
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dokmacy
15 years ago
- talyplardan aňsat sowgat alyp bolasy ýok-la bolmanam, şu ýyl tkm geliň, menem size sowgat taýynlap goýdum :)
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Gitler
15 years ago
- O nahili sowgat? Tm-dan yangy gaytdyma...
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dokmacy
15 years ago
- gelenler-ä uwlaşyp ýör-how, sowgady göterip bilmän :)
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Gitler
15 years ago
- Aydayda agam, birden siz bu zatlary bize aydyp uwlamars yaly edersiniz?!
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dokmacy
15 years ago
- gaplaňjan oýun edýän-le senem-ä
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dokmacy
15 years ago
- täze türkmenbaşy şäheri guruljak bolýar. ýagny köne tbşy täze türkmenbaşy, ady hem üýtgemegi mümkin. düýn habarlarda berdiler. täze şäheriň ýer gatlagyny anyklamak işleri geçirilýär şumat
AýDANYM DOGRUDYR GITLERE üNS BERMäň
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Scheisse
15 years ago
- dude u gotta be kidding me, ok anyway i'll answer it for you:
1st: None of your business who am I?
2nd: Also like the first questions answer
3rd: no matter all that I cant write and can write (as if i permitted in here to write in english, if i were doing against the law then show me the rules of this forum so I knocked up)
4th: actually I am a turkmen I was born in 1982 and moved in here in 1993 (United Kingdom)
5th: What if i were female what would you say?
6th: I named it myself whatever i want on my nick names, (so you got on issue with that?)
7th: Apparently all i can say i'm your neighbor at the next door
8th: that is my personal detail and it's not your bossiness what i'm doing here
9th: Sure i do (except some of the people that i've found weird/rude replies from this site 5 people on and even includes you as well)
10th: see my profile , i opened 1 topic and as u know that it's about activity stuff
all right here the main things tell you i already introduced some of this user site so if you like hear my profile in her
ICQ: 578788449
and btw im the person who like quiet and polite to each other but what i've found from you it's quiet makes me bit a disappointing and i did saw you first time here.
so i'll be in touch
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Scheisse
15 years ago
- admins and who are they?
specify pls
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Scheisse
15 years ago
- well i meant how many admins does this forum has ?
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Scheisse
15 years ago
- well apparently im male
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Adybeg
15 years ago
well apparently im male
Scheisse | 2009-08-18 20:44:28
beh nikin nejis ekenay dost :P :D
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Gitler
15 years ago
- :-)
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Scheisse
15 years ago
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dokmacy
15 years ago
- bir gole ullakan okuz bolupdir diyya, onson oban gyzlary koceden gecse utanan bolup, yashulilar gecse 'salowma' diip, yashulilar bilen selalige turup, obada biri yogalsa otuny iyman ..
ehh pahyr nurishka(
shazada36 jogap 650 okalan 2007-10-21 02:15:44
yzyny bilýän ýokmy
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dokmacy
15 years ago
- nasreddiniň aýaly diýseň görmeksiz eken.
bir gün agşamara ol uzak wagtlap aýalynyň
ýüzüne seredipdir sen, name, maňa beýle
kän seretdiň diýip. aýaly ondan sorapdyr
şu gün men bir owadan aýala uzak wagtlap
seretdim gözümi aýyrjak bolsamam hiç aýryp
bilmedim indi şol eden günämi ýuwmak üçin
oňa näçe wagt sereden bolsam, şonça wagtam
saňa seretýärin diýip, nasreddin jogap
beripdir.
marjina
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dokmacy
15 years ago
- ependi täret kylanda bir aýagyna suw yetmändir.onsoň ol ýeke aýakda durup
namaz okamaga başlapdyr. ependi, bu näme
etdigiň diýip ondan sorapdyrlar.
çep aýagym täretsiz diýip, ol jogap
gaýtarypdyr.
marjina
Gitler 15 years ago- Shempanze ejesinden sorayar:"eje ,name uchin hemmeler bizi gorkunch goryarler?" ejesi:"goysana oglum,sen shu wagt shu yazgyny okayany bir gorseding..."