Biri öýde işletmek üçin hyzmatkär tutunýamyş. Öý eýesi täze hyzmatkärine işiň şertlerini düşündirip bolandan soň, ýene-de bir gezek gaýtalap aýdýar: -Berk belläň! Biz ertirlik naharymyzy irden sagat 7-de iýýändiris! Gijä galaýmaň! Hyzmatkär: -Men hemmesine düşündim. Ýöne birden gijä galaýsam, nahara mensiz başlaberiň Huşy gidişen bir garry daýzaň gürrüňi: -Arada Annajemallara diýip gitdim welin, Oguljemallara baraýypdyryn. Barsamam Bibijemal ýok eken… Talyp (student) diskotekada gyz bilen tans edip ýörmiş. Birden biziň talybymyz özünden gidip ýykylýar. Ýanyndaky gyz gygyrmaga başlaýar: -Suw getiriň, suw! Bärde biri özünden gitdi… Talyp ýigit ýatan ýerinden gözjagazyny açyp, ysgynsyzja ses bilen: -Bir döwüm çöregem getirsinler-le… Öý eýesi myhmandan soraýar: -Agam, gök çaý işjekmi ýa-da gara? -Inim, mysapyr göwnümiz bardyr, bize ak çaý berseňem bolar!
Gelin gülşelin
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KESHIYA
15 years ago
- hahaha..horo6iy anekdotik!
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ata
15 years ago
- kakabay, onki degishmeli mowzuklar oran uzap gitdi, tazesinin ziyany bolmaz!
Goldaw berjegine cilsih kakjak bolyarmyn :)
Sen-a ruscalary tapyan bir yerlerden, a biz name etmeli :)
Garaz, bilyanjelerinden cyrshaber-da :))
Berekellah, guler_yuzli!
Dowamyna garashyas!
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ata
15 years ago
- men copanyn degishmesidir oydayman, yokarda "cilish" diyjek bolup, "cilsih" diyipdirin :))
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kakabay
15 years ago
kakabay, onki degishmeli mowzuklar oran uzap gitdi, tazesinin ziyany bolmaz!
salavmaleykumlar ata aga,hoş geldiniz!
ata aga yagdayyňa düşünyande.yöne edil munyaly movzuk kän açylansoň diyaydim.meň üçünä "kakto na vse çetyre storony"Goldaw berjegine cilsih kakjak bolyarmyn
ay agam senem,näme yakyp baryan bamay...Sen-a ruscalary tapyan bir yerlerden, a biz name etmeli
agam men gaty düşünip bilemok soňky dövürler size.siz indi ikinji adam maňa rusça yazyaň diyip.onyaly bolsa konkretno türkmençä geçeliň.ya agam başga adam tapaňzokmy yrsaramaga.
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Maxat
15 years ago
- hayalla
ataköpek maşyn sürende yol belgilerine gaty üns beryan eken. bir gün yolda gidip baryarka bir belgide "hayalla 100" yazanyny göryar, 100-e hayyallaya, son biraz son "hayalla 70" göryar, 70 bn gidp başlaya, son "hayalla 50", son "hayalla 30", son "hayalla 10", "hayalla 5" görüp 5-çenli tizligini düşürya, son birazdan yene bellik görya "hayalla posyologyna hoş geldiniz!":)
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kakabay
15 years ago
- siz 90-60-90 näme many beryanyny bilyaňyzmy,yok siziň pikir ediniňiz däl.
ol yolda gai bar diymek.
maşyn 90 gelyarkä yolda gaini görüp 60 düşyar,geçen soň yenede 90 galyar.
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ata
15 years ago
salavmaleykumlar ata aga,hoş geldiniz!
Waleykim salam, Kakabay! Onatjamyn-how?! Kopden bari giremok, yone senin adyny we yazgylaryny gorsem begenyarin! Men shukur, onat, gezip, yashap yorun.
ata aga yagdayyňa düşünyande.yöne edil munyaly movzuk kän açylansoň diyaydim.meň üçünä "kakto na vse çetyre storony"
Mumkin, men girmamson bilemok-da. Menin acan 2 degishmeli mowzugym, birem Harmandali jigimin acan degishmeler mowzugyny bilyan, bashga-da iki-yeke bardyr welin, men bilemok. Guler_yuzli hem barde yhlasly we oran gowy yazgylara eye bolan agza diyip bilyarin, shonun ucinem goldaw berayeyin diydim-le, yone menin goldawymyn na derkary bar ona, boldy na, bolmady na! Men dineje seni gowy gorenim ucin degiship yazaydym-la:"hany, goldaw bereli-le sheyle mowzuklara we gazalara!" diyen manyda. Ozunem yazyopsyn-a sonunda "mana hic-le bular!" diyen manyda?!
ay agam senem,näme yakyp baryan bamay...
Men yikyan, gynandyryanya gowne degyan diymedim, ahyryn?!
agam men gaty düşünip bilemok soňky dövürler size.siz indi ikinji adam maňa rusça yazyaň diyip.
Men yorite rusca yazyan, name tm-ce yazanok diyen manyda yazmadym, muny yokarda-da yazdym. Mana dushunmez yaly name bar?! Kakabay, cynymy aytsam, seni jinnek yaly hem gynandyrmak niyetim yok, ynanay! Men sana on beyle kimin diyenini hem bilemok, ol diyeni ucin hem diyemok, degishmedi menki.
onyaly bolsa konkretno türkmençä geçeliň
Munyn ucin menin haysydyr bir guyc ulanmagym biolmady, maslahat hokmunde 1-2 yerde diyendirin belki. Yone men senin rusca-da bolsa degishmeleri getirip goyyanyna begenip yazdym, goldaw beryarsin, berekellah diyen manyda, ol yerde yansy ya goribilmezlik yok, ahyryn?! Ya sheyle dushunilyarmi okalanda?!
ya agam başga adam tapaňzokmy yrsaramaga.
Kakabay, men-a senin sheyle diymegine dineje gynandym! Name ucin beyle pikir edyarsin!? Men birinin gownune degjek adama menzeyanmi?! Ayratynma, mana yakyn bolan dostlarynma, meselem, sen!?
Men sana shu wagda denic hormat goydum, mundan sonam bu hormatda shu yazgyn ucin azalma bolmaz! Yone men gowy goryan agzalaryma degiship ka zatlary yazayyardym , muny goterip bilmejek bolsan yazmakcy dal-le, wah!
Bellik: Agajanyn salamy bar!
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kakabay
15 years ago
- salavmaleykum ata aga!
Bellik: Agajanyn salamy bar!
aleykum salam!
sagja bol agam getiren salamyňa.
yok ata aga men diňe barlamak üçün yazdym.(gaty görüşmesiz)onuň sebäbi bar.siz öňler has gyzykly edip hem uzyn jogap yazyadyňyz.sizem habarlysyňyz soňky dövürler kim dir biri köp nikli (belkem siziň nikiňizi ulanyandyr diyip)yazaydym.(hakykatdanam siz ekeniňiz )bagyşlarsyňda agam!!!!!!
yaman bir hili boldylay soňky dövür bu yeri.köp nikliler gyzygyny gaçyryalar.öz-özleriniň manysyz temalaryny reytingini galdyrmak üçün her zat edyaler pahyrlar.
menem agam vagtlayyn gitmekçi,azyrak bilimede üns bermeli.yöne internedyň başynda boş-boşyna oturyn.nirde gülüşmek bolsa menem şol yerdedirin agam.
agajanada şu gün yetişmesem ertir messenger oklajak...
görüşmek üzeri abi!
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millet--paraz
15 years ago
- oglanlar, menem kabir degishmelem bar. halamazmykanyz diyyan, onda-da yazjak.
"Or What?"
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have s_x with him for the past six months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her and hopefully determine what the problem is.
The following day, the wife goes to the doctor's office. The doctor asks her what's wrong, why doesn't she want to have s_x with her husband?
"Oh, that's easily explained. For the past six months," the wife says, "I've been taking a cab to work every morning. I don't have any money. The cab driver asks me, 'Are you going to pay today, or what?' So, I take an 'or what'." "Then, when I get to work," she continues, "I'm late, so the boss asks me, 'Are we going to write this down in the book, or what?' So, I take an 'or what'. I take a cab to go home after work and, as usual, I have no money. The cab driver asks me again, 'So, are you going to pay this time, or what?' Again, I take an 'or what'. So you see, doc, by the time I get home I'm all tired out and don't want it anymore."
"Yes, I see," replies the doctor. "So, are we going to tell your husband, or what?"
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millet--paraz
15 years ago
- Four Catholic Mothers
Four Catholic mothers were having coffee together and discussing how wonderful their children were.
The first mother told her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father."
The second Catholic woman chirped, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Grace."
The third Catholic woman said smugly. "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Eminence."
The fourth Catholic woman sipped her coffee in silence. The first three women gave her a subtle "Well....?" She replied, "My son is a handsome, 6' 5" hard-bodied Chippendale stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, everyone says, "My God."
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millet--paraz
15 years ago
- Once Upon A Time…
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful princess daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt.
Because of this men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.
Three young princes took the challenge. The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly. The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed. The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt! The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
What was in the prince's pants? M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. What were you thinking?
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millet--paraz
15 years ago
- The Line Up
Lulu was a pro_titute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of pro_titutes at a s_x party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and had all the pro_titutes line up along the driveway when suddenly; Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter. Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some. "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself", and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry." The policeman fainted...
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MUKALTIN
15 years ago
- salam dosty kop sag bol
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mc_didar
15 years ago
- süper olmuş koçum
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mc_didar
15 years ago
- süper olmuş koçum
kakabay 16 years ago- dost degişmeler üçün yörüte movzug bar ol yerde yazsaň govy bolmazmy.